"hecks yea! can i ride the roof?" splazor said."i propose we go to a port city. i've went far to long without fish. either that or we go to the first obscure little village we find thats full of creepy people in hopes of finding a juggler. i find them highly entertaining."Splazor continued.

"I am driving." said Ragnorak loudly. "I don't trust any of you behind the wheel."

"Ah come on, I'm a safe driv-"
Twenty Minutes of Hilarious Scenes of Bus Crashing into things.
"Hey, at least we found another bus, ok! So you can quiet harping on me already." Ram mumbled, taking a seat near the middle of the bus.
"Fine. I'll save my lecture for the refinment of the point that Buses Need Hands to Be Driven With for another time." Ragnorak said, taking the driver's seat. He popped in a casset of his own.
"Ahh, now that is the shitz for real, yo." Ragnorak said, shades glinting off his face.
"Where the hell do people keep getting these shades? I wantz some!"
"Shush, Splazor. Just enjoy the tunes."

"buutt i realllyyy want them! you guys are just species-ist. I DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS! i'll start a march a swear."Splazor said in a grumpy tone. "now can we just make a stop in the next town i gotta pee."

Maddawg and Sho sat around kicking the unconscious and shaven bodys of Grimm and MK an watching the sort of gold tv when Sho said "How long does it take for your so called scientists to finish a Jackson steroid anyway!"
"How the fuck should i know!? There in the lab, not me!" Maddawg replied. A few moments later Gordon came back with more syringes Grimm was just waking up as Maddawg shoved it in him
"Oh what the hell!?" Grimm said "Wait, this ones... different..."
"How so?" Asked Sho
"I'm not sure, but it doesn't burn, and i feel more powerful..." Grimm said. The three waited about half an hour, Grimm was still standing so Maddawg and Sho grabbed a syringe.

Hazuki studied the new weapon in her hand when it suddenly changed back into Nevan in a flash of purple lightning.

"Holy shit!" Spouted Splazor

"What? Being a sword can get so cramped sometimes!" Nevan complained. Then she looked at Hazuki and fell sat next to her. "But this won't be so bad... You are a pretty girl after all" Hazuki blushed violently at the comment, and the fact that Nevan began to peer closer didn't help either. The demon giggled at Hazuki's silence and flustered cheeks and teasingly drew a pair of fingers along her chin, leaning her body against Hazuki's.

"I wonder if you're as good with your body as you are with a sword, if you catch my drift" Nevan cooed seductively, then drew her gaze to a flabbergasted Hatsumi. "And unlike the mute over there, I come with full voicework"

Nevan's little display had captured the attention of every male on the bus, even that of Ragnorak whose watched from the rear view mirror and Huey who found it difficult to draw his eyes away. Then Nevan's hand wandered under Hazuki's skirt...

SLAP!

"Ow! You're so mean!" Nevan fumed after Hazuki slapped her.

"I'm also a one woman girl, so keep your hands to yourself! Your task is to serve as my weapon and nothing more!" Hazuki shot back with a shaking voice. She looked to the guys. "And what are you looking at, hentai?!"

"Ragnorak, watch the road!" Sami shouted.

"Ah shit..." Ragnorak muttered as the bus drove off a bridge

"DAMN YOU GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION!!"

"Ah this is fantastic I feel like I could murder everyone in the world." Said Maddawg who suddenly reached for his Chainsaw blades and attempted to cut down Sho. Sho dodged to the attack and quickly shouted "WHAT THE HELL!" "It's not me something is controlling me." Said Maddawg as Sho picked up the golden Dinet table to block his attacks. "Paybacks a bitch Maddawg HEHE." "JACKSON!"

Mk then came to and saw that Maddawg,Grimm,and Sho were all fighting eachother and that he was completly naked. "Did...did I miss something fun?"

"Shit, there's only one way out of this..." Maddawg mumbled while blocking an attack from Sho and Grimm. "Gordon! Get your ass up here and use the soul sucker on us!" Gordon did, he didn't know who was possessed and who wasn't so he captured everyone's souls. Maddawg could talk to Gordon from inside the pack and he said "Listen, i need you to seperate everyone's souls, attach them in the correct body and dispose of Michal Jackson's!" He heard Gordon grunt in approval and the group sat quietly in the dark box when Michal said "What-What did you mean by dispose?"
"I meant he is going to put our soul in a mail tube straight to hell!" Maddawg said angrily.
"Isn't there a chance he'll do that to one of ours by mistake!?" Sho questioned.
"Hmm, good point... Gordon! On second thought find a dead body to inject Michal's soul into, that way if you mess up the body's none of us will go to hell. Yet..."

"YAY GIRL ON GIRL ACT-*SLAP*SORRY SAMII AHHHHH!"

The bus landed in the river, immediately sinking into it's murky depth. Water sprang through the cracks and strips of metal, quickly filling the bus.

"Quick! Everyone abandon bus!" Splazor Cat screamed, clawing his way up a seat to avoid the water.
"Wait! I have an idea!" Ram then took a deep breath, comically swelling his chest.
"THOR'S BREATH!" he yelled, blowing out again. The bus soon filled with fresh air.
"Ahh! Thank you Ram! I forgot you had some elemental spells on you." Ragorak said, getting the bus to drive on the river's bed.
"Ah, it was of no problem. Now we can go to Neverland even quicker!"
"But Neverland isn't near a river." Splazor Cat commented.
"Shush, Splazor."
"And how were you able to yell when you were breathing in all that air?"
"SHUSH, Splazor."
"And why is this so fresh? If you were breathing out, we should be choking on CO₂ or something.
"SHUT UP, SPlazor."
"And how is the bus even moving? The engine is should literally be flooded by n-SMACK"
"You're a talking, lazor shooting cat riding in a bus with a ninja monkey, talking cow, small black samurai wielding a sword made from the sword of a hooker, and two lesbian lovers/adopted sisters, to go to Micheal Jackson's house and stop an assortment of video game and anime villains, and you question MECHANICS?"
"....I was just saying..."
"Shush, Splazor."

"but still, we shouldn't make this anymore complicated then it needs to be."
"Shush splazor."
"but something in the universe should make sense."
"SHUSH SPLAZOR!"
"but stilllllll!!!"
"SHUT UP SPLAZOR!" *smack*
"owww not cool. fine. but can i be the first one to go in? i wanna shout a cool one liner."

the group could continue to yell at Splazor but a skeleton of a dragon landed with a man wearing a black tunic re undershirt pack pants and matching leather boots his long black hair was shoulder length he had black eyepatch on his left Eye
"good evening mortals I am, MaelstromI may I join your quest to never-land My powers would vastly help you.
Do you know of Hecate the goddess of magic , she offered me Immortality I took it she tricked me turning me into a six year old forever but I sent her unconscience with a spell using my aura,"
Black flames surrounded his body they could feel the magical power in them.
"I then used a powerful crystal that stole her memories And I gained the power and took on the appearance you see now.

"uhhh.....you know what? i think you would be better suited for the bad guys side of the road. we already have me,rag the ninja jesus monkey,and logican the amazing jesus jesus. they dont have much."

"Yeah, that might be best. I heard they need another punch-ally in their cause." Ram said, trying to supress a giggle while thinking of the poor Grimm.

As the bus drove along the riverbed, the first tape that Rag had put in ran out. "Attention passengers." He said through the bus' intercom system. "You will now enjoy the sounds of Alternative Rock group The White Stripes, album Icky Thump. If you do not enjoy them, you will die by asphyxiation as I throw you out the door." His shades glinted again, this time threateningly.

"Aww, man, I hate The White Str..."

Shut the hell up, bitch. You are a weapon, you don't have an opinion.

"Jeez, Helena, catty much?" said Ragnorak.

Sorry boss, I'm worried about Jerry and she made you drive off a bridge, delaying us considerably. A small port opened on Helena's top face. A small, albeit attractive turquoise female appeared standing on the small white cube. ^{Plus, she has a physical body, whereas I only have holograms. Grrr...}

Ragnorak, used to Helena's little quirks in character, was nonetheless surprised that she bothered with the hologram program. "Helena, I have no idea why the hell you are acting like this. I'm speeding this trip the hell up."

"Hmmm...I wonder why there are all these dead bodies littering the grounds. Whatever. Let's go." The party moved to the garage sneakily (or rather, as sneakily as they could: Nevan kept throwing smouldering looks at Ram, extracting a squeak from him each time, which Samii responded to in much the same fashion Anna from Shaman King does when Yoh does the same thing; smacking the shit out of him. This resulted in a fairly bloody and loud trip across the grounds.) and entered.

"Hey! We have guests, guys!" came a voice from above. The party looked up. It was Sho. He looked...strange. His eyes were too far apart, his skin was too white, he just looked...strange. Much like Michael Jackson, in fact. The party froze in surprise.

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"HE HAS MICHEAL JACKSON DISEASE DONT LET HIM TOUCH ME!!!! FIRE ALL THE LAZORS!!!! FFFFFWWWAAAHHH FFFFFWWWAAAHHH FFFFFWWWAAAHHH FFFFFWWWAAAHHH!" splazor said as he shoot lazors all over the place ripping up the property.
"jesus christ what the hell?"ram said.
"sorry but i like my cat color" splazor said.

When Gordon brought the soul steroids back to where the body's were he found that the only one remaining was MK's upon telling this to Maddwag Sho laughed and said "Heh, Jackson's a crafty little bastard!"
"What do you mean?" Maddawg questioned
"The reason our body's arn't here is because he was able to leave a fragment of his soul in each of them, turning them into his zombies!" Sho said
"Then why is my body still here!?" MK accused once back in his body
"You never injected yourself with him..." Grimm mumbled
"yes i did!" MK Said
"Not the working one... You only got the failures..." Maddawg mumbled
"Ok, well i guess the only choice is this, those of us without a body must take over the body of something and find our real body, once it is found we must kill it and get in." Sho said
"What!?" The group said together.
"You got any better ideas" Sho asked, the group was silent "That's what i thought now, we need some empty bodies..."

"Good thing there are plenty of body's in the front lawn."said Mk. "Ya but those are just Wretches they won't be able to defeatt are zombified bodies. Which is why I had Gordon make a special tool in helping us." After hearing Maddawg mention the monster he immeaditly called for the creature to be summoned from Nexus. A emergence hole showed up and out came the most horryifing thing ever seen. It had the 8 hairy legs. Five muscular arms and had horrble acne all over its face. The creature was called Frankie Muniz.

Unfortunately since Franky was a stupid brute his only way to get the villains souls in their bodies was to throw one at a body when he cam across one, this had the villains in different bodies

"Well this sucks." Said Maddawg who was now in side the shaved body of Grimm. "I don't know I kinda like my new body. Lot of room in it." Said Sho who was now in the Locust general's body. "Well I don't see my body anywhere. Wait wheres Grimm." Since Sho's body was not with the rest one of the Syringes didn't hit the mark. "I hate you guys so much." Said Grimm who was now inside the body of a Wretch. "Wow Frankie really missed the mark with you."

Maelstrom appeared
"so you Think you can take away my allies huh, well we'll see about that."
MAELSTROM WHIPPED OUT A BLACK CRYSTAL(Sorry caps lock) and aimed it at Soalazor the cat felt as if someone was stealing his memories or copying them.
"Aha laser eyes huh this may be useful later
Farewell."
with that Maelstrom disappeared in the fog that showed up so none could see through it whats more it was Ghost fog which is non removable without the creator
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nothin again

petey hunter:
Maelstrom appeared
"so you Think you can take away my allies huh, well we'll see about that."
MAELSTROM WHIPPED OUT A BLACK CRYSTAL(Sorry caps lock) and aimed it at Soalazor the cat felt as if someone was stealing his memories or copying them.
"Aha laser eyes huh this may be useful later
Farewell."
with that Maelstrom disappeared in the fog that showed up so none could see through it whats more it was Ghost fog which is non removable without the creator
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Previous spoilers

maddawg IAJI:

petey hunter:
Maelstrom appeared
"so you Think you can take away my allies huh, well we'll see about that."
MAELSTROM WHIPPED OUT A BLACK CRYSTAL(Sorry caps lock) and aimed it at Soalazor the cat felt as if someone was stealing his memories or copying them.
"Aha laser eyes huh this may be useful later
Farewell."
with that Maelstrom disappeared in the fog that showed up so none could see through it whats more it was Ghost fog which is non removable without the creator
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Previous spoilers

Okay 2 things.

As the villains searched for Sho's body, they found it, in a desperate battle with the heroes.
"That thing is zetta creepy..." Sho said with his voice coming from Maddawg's body
"Well that's what you look like, now can we please go get it so i can get out of this thing" Maddawg said referring to Grimms body "it's all... itchy...."
The heroes noticed this conversation and stared at the villians confused.
"Look, it's a long story... Maddawg said "We're here to get Sho's body, then we'll fight you kay?"
"I don't think so" Rag said "For whatever reason one of your decent fighters is in the body of a wretch, your best, in the body of a loser and Sho can't fight properly in the new body, the only one of you not at a disadvantage is MK"
With that he lunged toward Grimms body (AKA: Maddawg)

Maddawg deflected Rags sword with Grimm's and shoved him back. "I'm not use to fighting in a anime characters body.Isn't there suppose to be some ultimate power form." "Just think about what makes you happy." Said Grimm in his wretch body. He was attempting to ride Ram like a horse or bull or whatever. "Does this always happen to you guys." "Shut up aready!" said Hazuki who once again smacked Nevan. "Wait where are we. I can't remeber anything." Said Splazor.

Maddawg attempted to take Grimm's advice searching deep inside him. He attempted to find the one thing that brought him the most joy. Killing,Stealing,Finding cheetos under the couch cushions. But then he said "Fuck this soul searching. Franky they took your acne medication!" "Franky burst through the solid gold wall with a bright red face. "FRANKY SMASH!" "Did he just smash my solid gold wall. Sly only did windows.Windows are cheaper...and aren't made of gold."

Maelstrom watched as the event's unfolded he looked through a spell book, found the right spell, wrote it on a sheet of paper, folded it into a paper airplane, summoned a magical wind sent the spell with note down.
Maddawg picked up the note it said
Dear adventurers, having trouble with your new bodies. this spell will summon enough shifter demons, they will then cloak you so you appear to be in your own bodies with the same stats and abilities. warning the spell will disappear if you say or hear the word's, "Look out It's a dragon" because shifter demons are scared of demons so they will quit acting like a second skin and disappear while the dragon probably eats you.
Sincerely Maelstrom

At first Maddawg thought "Who the fuck is Malestrom?" But then begane thinking about the spell.
"Hmmm. A plot device clearly stolen from a podcast that could make my problems a whole lot simplier." Said Maddawg to himself. "I'm okay with the stolen part and everything but when did I ever want to use the easy way out."

Frankie was still attacking the heroes while Grimm and Mk sat and ate popcorn while watching the heroes despertly dodging his attacks. "GIVE FRANKIE HIS ACNE CREAM!" Said Frankie. "What acne cream? The only one with zits here is Logican and he just zaps them." *Zap* "OWW FUCK." Meanwhile Sho and Maddawg have cornered Jackson and Sho's body. They were attempting to capture him unharmed. "GET HIM!" Yelled Maddawg who jumped ontop of Jackson and began punching him repeaditly. "Maddawg so zetta slow. I still need him for my body." "Relax Sho I downed him see." Maddawg pointed to Jackson who was now crawling away with a large amount of blood trailing behind." "What did you do?" "I ripped off the entire frontal part of your torso. Here I saved your kidneys."

As Ragnorak observed the...creature, he noticed something. It was eminently stupid. Thus..."Hey, volcano-face!"

"Mnurrr?"

"There's a big ol' pile of beef over here! Come and get some!"

"MNURRRR!" Frankie hurried over to the enclosed space. Where he was killed. Ragnorak cleaved it in twain when it turned around with Arashi no Tsukai. "Seriously, Maddawg! When have we ever lost to your goofy and stupid henchmen? Your more intelligent ones, I will not deny, have given us some problems in the past, but your stupid ones? Huh-uh."

"Shut up! At least I have a gold wall! Oh wait, shit..." Maddawg made a break for the edge of the area with Sho's body slung over his shoulder. The Logician teleported in front of him and he fell over backwards. Ram, having ditched the Wretch containing Grimm, walked in from behind while Hazuki and Hatsumi stood on opposite sides of him. He wasn't going anywhere.

Meanwhile, Ragnorak and Splazor chased after Master Kitty, who for some reason didn't want to give Jerry back. "He's dead! There's nothing you can do! HAAAAAhahahahahahahahackhachhackhach..." MK stumbled as he coughed. He stood a little surprised-looking and tried to cough again. When he stood back up... "Sorry, hairba...HEY! No fair! I wasn't paying attention!"

"Too bad, puss, you snooze, you loohachhachahchahach..." Ragnorak picked Splazor up as he ran back to the rest of the group with Jerry.

Maelstrom decided to clear the air of his fog and with a snap of his fingers all enemies disappeared, maelstrom jumped off the rooftop he was on and landed in front of our heroes he laughed at their unfitting bodies.
"You know I was just in a parallel world and look who I brought."
he smashed a glass globe and out came copies of our original heroes bodies(Before they got ne ones) they only looked meaner, somehow.
"if you can answer this riddle i'll givethem to you
What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in night."

petey hunter:
Maelstrom decided to clear the air of his fog and with a snap of his fingers all enemies disappeared, maelstrom jumped off the rooftop he was on and landed in front of our heroes he laughed at their unfitting bodies.
"You know I was just in a parallel world and look who I brought."
he smashed a glass globe and out came copies of our original heroes bodies(Before they got ne ones) they only looked meaner, somehow.
"if you can answer this riddle i'll givethem to you
What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in night."

Maddawg,Sho,Mk,and Grimm were cornered. "Well Maddawg looks like your done for any last words?" "I just got to ask you guys one thing....When you here a bump in the night who are you gonna call?" "GHOSTBUSTERS!" Yelled Splazor...."Gordon! That was your cue." With that Gordon ran in and sucked the soul out of Neven. "Damnit Gordon your the worst shot ever." said Maddawg. "HE'S GOT A PROTON PACK! FWAAHHHHHH." Splazor fired his splazor at Gordon but missed and created a large hole in the golden wall."OHH COME ON!" Yelled Maddawg. "Shut up and run through the hole already." The villans made a break for the newly made hole in the wall. "Hang on there guys you think that I would be distracted by Gordon." Said Ragnorak. "I'm not Ram." While this was going on Ram was attempting to get an autographed Crowbar from Gordon who kept taking his Crowbar and smacking him over the head with it."Now where were w-" "KIDNEY TOSS ATTACK!" Said Maddawg as he threw Sho's Kidney's at Ragnorak. The Kidney hit rag in the face and knocked him down."MY KIDNEY'S!" "WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET THEM JUST RUN!" And the villans escaped through the hole. They ran across the field and turned the defenses on to keep the heroes in.

"Damnit Maddawg got away. At least we got Gordon." Said Ragnorak. Suddenly an Emergence hole appeared and Gordon jumped into it closing it behind him. "Why didn't Maddawg just do that?" "SHUSH SPLAZOR!"

"You suck Maddawg..." Sho said looking painfully at his malformed body
"Don't worry about it, we'll be able to fix it, probably..." Maddawg said under his breath
"What was that!?" Sho screamed
"Look at the very least we'll replace the front half of you with robot parts, now we need to get our asses to the lab and get our bodies back!" Maddawg replied. He turned around to see Sho was biting the fingers off of Maddawg's right hand "What the hell!?"
"Payback bitch" he said spitting out the fifth finger
"Ugh whatever... MK grab the fingers so i can attempt to re-attach them when i get back in my body..." Maddawg shouted. MK did and the villians continued rushing to the lab.

AS Master Kitty picked up the fingers, he threw them in his mouth,

"Mmm, haven't had good meat in da- ugh, here we go a-" BLEGH.

Master Kitty bent over and puked up a hairball, which contained Maddawgs fingers, a cellphone and a bag of catnip.

"Oh boy! Catnip!!!!"

Master Kitty snorted the nip and began rolling on the floor.