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Looking For Group  Posts: 164 Joined: 2 Nov 2009     | |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 20552 Joined: 22 Dec 2008     | I don't like the taste. I prefer people. How did you clone a muppet? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group Posts: 164 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | Paid Jeff Dunham and gave him the corpse of trash monster and cookie monster How did I forget the question but see it in time? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20552 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | The wonders of the Edit button. How did you turn a day into night? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3905 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    | By combining the powers of tequila and peyote. How did you make friends with that rhinoceros? |
Looking For Group Posts: 164 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | I Tranqed it and sold it to a happy zoo How did I make a time paradox without 42? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009    | I killed time and when it respawned, it touched its own body. How did you kill time? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009    | with a time sword how did you become the worlds tallest midget? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20552 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I paid someone to classify me as a midget. How did you make your own battery? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | with your fingers and copper wire how did you type without fingers? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3104 Joined: 8 Jun 2009    | I typed withy my noe. [serio9u8loy, I'MK BDEOI9JNHGTBVTHYAT5 VNOWV YHEHJNDF43 5THE3 B5TR4U7DFKIOL9IQAEDVIFR ST6Y76POS;L Translation: I typed with my nose (seriously, I'm doing it now, hence the truckload of typos). How did you find that avatar, if not by typing 'crazy awesome' into google images? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20552 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Fanboy made it! How did you cut the moon in half? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group  Posts: 108 Joined: 24 Sep 2009     | i ask youmu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UGHkBikpY&feature=PlayList&p=3C783F1D8C06CF57&index=25 how did you make a invulnerable soccer ball? |
Master Looter Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | by filling it with nitroglycerin WHO WANTS THIS SHIT NOW!? how did you call football soccer with a straight face? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20552 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I was pretending to be british. How did you share a hot dog? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Looking For Group Posts: 164 Joined: 2 Nov 2009 | Hookers are fairly cheap in Kansas. How did you ask about my hotdog <.< |
Master Looter Posts: 1540 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | with words how did you kill an ancient egyptian god? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4503 Joined: 26 May 2009     | By destroying it's heart and all it's idols. How did you conquer Egypt? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With my ARMY OF DOOMTM. How did you get an ARMY OF DOOMTM? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4503 Joined: 26 May 2009 | By purchasing it. How are you an Army of One? Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3905 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I bought a Swiss Army knife with all of the attachments. ALL OF THEM. How did you crash into the Eiffel Tower? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I missed the exit to the Arc of Triumph. How did you get a pet dinosaur? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2037 Joined: 8 Apr 2009     |
How did you find the secret of eternal happiness? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3905 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | I checked under the couch cushions. How did you become the Queen of France? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Well... it started with a sex change. Are you sure you want to hear any more? How did you become the Dark Lord? |
Master Looter Posts: 2037 Joined: 8 Apr 2009 | I simply applied for a desk job at SauronsTM and worked my way up from there. How did you eat Isaac Newton? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3905 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | With a knife and fork. He could've used a little more salt. How did you survive FATAL DIARRHEA? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With INFALLIBLE MEDICINE. How did you fail to arrest me? |
Master Looter Posts: 2037 Joined: 8 Apr 2009 | The handcuffs I was using were a bit sharper than I expected, so when I put them on, they sliced your hands off, letting you run away. But I'll get you when you next visit a hospital! How did you not let me get you when you went to the hospital? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3355 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I disguised myself as a doctor. Yes, the one you helped. How did you not recognize me? |
Master Looter Posts: 2037 Joined: 8 Apr 2009 | You shaved your moustache. And I wasn't wearing my glasses. How did you get the Doctor's uniform? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3905 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 |
How did you create such magnificent facial hair over the course of one night? |
Master Looter Posts: 2037 Joined: 8 Apr 2009 | Viagra, baby. Oh what's that? It doesn't work like that? It does in my reality. How did you climb that giant ear without a painting? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3905 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | By giving the cheese-man my left kidney before singing in the walrus's ancient tongue. How did you manage to fit your entire inventory in one pants pocket? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20552 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | A magical storage spell. How did you grow a beard in three hours? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
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How did you NOT eat 5 pounds of metal?