Bad Idea: Remembering to do so five days after you should have.

Good Idea: Taking care of your hands.

Bad Idea: Burning your hands.

Good Idea: Getting rid of a crap game, for money. I.E selling it back to the shop it came from.

Bad Idea: Getting rid of it at GAME, where they give i back for a tiny fraction of the price.

Good Idea: Watching Zero Punctuation every Wednesday.

Bad idea: watching every single ZP on a single Wednesday.

Good idea: watching Unskippable.

Bad idea: flaming Grahm and Paul.

Good idea: having an awesome name.

Bad idea: giving your kids a joke name.

Good idea: making sure your kids won't hate you when they grow up.

Bad Idea: Doing so by brainwashing them.

Good Idea: Getting candy!

Bad idea: getting candy from that weird old man in the corner of the street.

Good idea: checking under your bed for monsters.

Bad Idea: Checking under your bed for spring loaded mines.

Good Idea: Keeping your wits about you.

Bad idea: freaking out.

Good idea: learning to use the Force.

Bad Idea: Learning how to use it to get the remote control.

Good Idea: Playing through a loved game

Bad idea: playing it until you can't take it anymore.

Good idea: respecting other people.

Bad Idea: Respecting them more than yourself.

Good Idea: Sharing the love.

Bad idea: sharing it with someone who doesn't deserve it.

Good idea: randomness.

Bad Idea: Randomness in places it should not go.

Good Idea: Attacking clowns with a pogo stick.

Bad idea: attacking killer clowns with spoons.

Good idea: improvising weapons.

Bad Idea: Improvising weapons out of plastic bottles.

Good Idea: Sharing your brilliance.

Bad idea: sharing it with people too young to understand it.

Good idea: listening to your favorite song.

Bad idea: Making everyone listen to your favourite song

Good idea: Breathing

Bad idea: Breathing carbon monoxide.

Good idea: Buying good pizza.

Bad Idea: Buying it from a store with horrible sanitation.

Good Idea: Returning a library book

Bad Idea: Returning it overdue, way overdue.

Good Idea: Learning to relax a little in life.

Bad idea: Relaxing too much and flunking out of school, thus screwing over any job prospects.

Good idea: Eating when hungry.

Bad idea: Eating to pass the time.

Good idea: Wearing shoes outside.

Bad idea: wearing only shoes outside.

Good idea: having the heart of a child.

Bad idea: keeping it in an unrefrigerated box.

Good idea: Carving out a pumpkin.

Bad idea: replacing your head with a carved pumpkin.

Good idea: joining the dark side.
_{We have cookies!}

Bad Idea: Joining the dark side when you don't like cookies.

Good idea: Liking cookies.

Bad idea: liking old, moldy cookies.

Good idea: avoiding moldy food.

Bad idea: Being an obsessive germaphobe.

Good idea: Curing your phobias.

Bad idea: curing them by having a lobotomy.

Good idea: not going to that doctor in the dirty back alley.

Bad idea: going to that one in the other dirty back alley instead.

Good idea: Having a sanitary environment for your operations.

Bad idea: having your operations in a dirty basement.

Good idea: keeping your brain.
_{Sorry about that, Azraellod. I didn't want to take that much.}

Bad idea:Giving your brain to charity.

Good Idea:Going to the hospital.

Bad idea: blowing up the hospital.

Good idea: avoiding serial killers.